|Jem:||i see tessa's... bed|
|Jem:||where tessa... sleeps|
|Jem:||bed bed bed|
|And will decides to drop by...|
|Will:||i fear my parabatai has lost it|
|Will:||i'm positive we had beds back in our time|
It’s amazing people get so detached from what they eat and what they wear. No one has any contact with how things are made that are put in their body and put in their mouths and I just find it alarming that no one questions it.
|Jem:||wait that man just shouted "GET SOME" at us when we kissed what does he mean tessa what am i getting|
|Jem:||[singing black eyed peas quietly] "im so 2008, ur so 2000 and LATE--" wait no im both of those things tesSA IM BOTH|
|Jem:||[goes off on chinese resturant chef in mandarin]|
|Jem:||one cannot "throw shade" as these youths say you cannot hold shade let alone throw it about|
|Jem:||hA HA [old man knee slap] HA|
|Jem:||you know i thought it was queen elizabeth ii on the throne but according to these papers she's been replaced by a "beyonce knowles"|
|Jem:||but it's only six seconds??|
|Jem:||but tessa WHY can't the child pull up his trousers|
|Jem:||[five minutes later] ... i mean his fingers work fine based on that gesture he made at me when i inquired|
|Jem:||TESSA HELP I SAW THIS NOVEL "50 SHADES OF GREY" AND THOUGHT IT WAS A TIE DIRECTORY BASED ON COLOR|
|Jem:||TESSA ITS NOT|
|Jem:||[crumbles to floor] it IS //NOT|
A story for those who might have wondered what Tessa and Jem did after they met on Blackfriars Bridge in the epilogue of Clockwork Princess.
Those who do not like Tessa&Jem together or Jessa sexytimes probably should skip this one. (You will not miss anything that will affect your understanding of later books.) Those who like that sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.
After the Bridge alternates POV between Jem and Tessa. It will be posted in installments.
This is Part One. It is not the whole story. There are several more parts.
|Jace:||make me some pie|
|Alec:||i did not make pie because of 3 reasons|
|Alec:||1) I don't have any ingredients to make pie|
|Alec:||2) I don't actually know how to make pie|
|Alec:||3) I am not your bitch|
|Jace:||WTF ALEC MAKE ME SOME GODAMNED PIE|
It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.